Perhaps inspired by my recent behind-the-scenes write-up of Death Gate, CrankyTemplar recently posted a video including all of the possible ways to lose/die in the game. It’s an impressive piece of investigative reporting, achieved by someone with a literal death wish.
While I rarely dedicated graphics or animation to silly deaths, I did try to write up something at least amusing–which sometimes included speech you’d never hear unless you died that way.
If you’re looking for a stumble down memory lane where you trigger ALL the traps, you can check it out here.
From the write up, here are all the losses he found:
WAYS TO LOSE:
- 0:00 Wake up an elf wizard to be enslaved
- 0:27 Mess up elven god business and be snuffed out by their wizard
- 1:14 Wait for elves to board and kill you (slight variant if you try to get off the ship, same death only you bump into them)
- 1:30 Ignore the suggestion to hide from murderous elves
- 1:53 Try to go back up the stairs to meet the murderous elves
- 2:06 Come out of your hiding place and be killed
- 2:21 Miss your opportunity to signal help
- 2:52 Try to jump a highly skilled assassin with rusty shears (this is the same death message from attacking Hugh in the treasure room)
- 3:08 Buy a drink in a seedy bar
- 3:58 Try to kill Hugh while wearing an amulet that makes you invulnerable to harm
- 4:22 Wait patiently to be initiated into the assassin’s guild (spoiler alert: you fail)
- 5:17 Death by not following instructions
- 5:30 Discovered in the statue room by Hugh (same death if you take too long in the treasure room)
- 5:47 Killed by Hugh after stealing treasure
- 6:47 Attack the guard (Attacking Hugh gives the same message as attacking him in the bar)
- 7:02 Deal with Hugh and the guard then summon them back to kill you
- 7:34 Death by animal cruelty
- 8:07 Attack the tytans with rusty shears (You can attack them at the end of Pyran when the tytans are working in the Citadel for this same death message)
- 8:28 Jump into the Maw
- 9:17 Zifnab kills you after you boast about wiping out the Sartan
- 11:19 Attack a giant spider on its turf
- 11:45 Get stung repeatedly by deadly insects
- 12:42 Attack the tytans while they’re distracted by the magic melody
- 12:57 Can’t run away from the tytans? Run towards them!
- 13:36 Wait for the tytans to reclaim their relic
- 13:50 Snake charmer
- 14:08 Succumbing to poison
- 15:40 Stuck in the body of a dog when your body dies from poison
- 16:50 Patryns and Sartans hate one another, so reveal you’re a Patryn to a powerful Sartan wizard
- 18:03 Cast Self-Immolation
- 18:24 Cast Swap on Jethro while he holds the snake
- 18:46 Take the book from the dead nanny (after getting the dwarf to follow you)
- 19:01 Talk to Jethro with the snake puzzled solved
- 19:14 Caught by guards in the palace
- 19:57 Blasted into dust by mad Sartan ruler (minor variant of him catching up to you in the labyrinth – just doesn’t mention the prince)
- 20:27 Kleitus catches up to you while possessing the dog
- 21:02 Enter the lava pool
- 21:13 Do nothing when a dragon threatens to kill you and destroy your soul
- 22:44 Attack the evil dragon as a dog
- 23:27 Linger near the evil dragon who wants to kill you
- 23:36 Go insane from holding evil dragon scales for too long
- 24:14 Try to outrun tiger men (Slight variant if you move towards them by the choke vines – same death message except you blunder into them).
- 24:46 Tiger men catch you
- 25:09 Attack the tiger men with your shears
- 25:18 Tiger men slaughter your people from taking too long to help
- 25:51 Attack the group of tiger men by the shield
- 26:02 Headman casts neck snap in your magical duel (if you cast cold instead, same death but he shivers before the spell wears off)
- 26:29 Let the tracker die
- 27:01 Let the tracker die when you aren’t in the village
- 27:18 Told wounding a Chaodin spawn more to attack you so hurt it in a non-fatal manner that spawns a horde of them
- 28:08 Don’t use the important stone you’ve been carrying around that the evil dragon hates before it decides to kill you
- 28:51 Tentacle monster eats you
- 29:17 Cast Possession on the tentacle monster
- 29:52 Finale Scene
- 34:36 Evil dragon decides to kill you with fire too
- 35:00 Place the Air Seal when you need water to stop dragon fire
- 35:12 Place the Earth Seal when you need water to stop dragon fire
- 35:24 Evil dragon becomes an evil slug and devours you
- 36:12 Place the Air Seal when you need rocks to stop a slug
- 36:29 Ghost dragon suffocates you
- 37:23 Take too long to defeat the evil dragon for good
- 38:22 Trigger the Reformation spell and kill lots of people offscreen




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